Saturday, June 30, 2007

the toilet is congested

I am surprise this day. I was wake up and found out that my uncle is not home. I am lock the door quickly and worried. Maybe uncle did not want me to wake up. Maybe he has left to drive auntie to work. I was remember something like that yesterday. Anyway, I was go to the bathroom and to my surprise I am saw a pile of turd floating in the toilet. My morning was wrecked and my appetite for breakfast as well.

"Taydapura! Taksyapo! Tae!" I was shout.

I was thinking no more and quickly look for the flush. The pedal has been not working. I was tried pressing and pressing the pedal but no results. I was look for a bucket and fill it with water instead. I hurry because I was use the toilet also. When the bucket was full with water already, I was pour it down the toilet hoping to flush it down. My nightmare has follow. The toilet overflow.

Out being goes the crap and piles of craps to the washroom floor. Good thing my uncle knock. Also good thing, I was leaped across the floor of crap and safely out. I was open the door and there is uncle with his friend.

"Tito! Tito! Yung toilet! Yung toilet!" Uncle! Uncle! The toilet! The toilet!

"Ahaha, sorry sorry. I hope you had your breakfast before seeing something insane. Or else, hell, I hope you're able to eat after seeing that."

"Tito! Tito! Yung toilet dali!" Uncle! Uncle! The toilet quick!

"I know, it's clogged. I tried to call the plumber but he said that he'll be late in the afternoon. That's why I picked up a friend to fix it up." so he has not drove auntie to work? "Right after I drove your auntie." Oh. okay. But he should was tell me that the toilet is congested.

When we has entered the scene of the crime, the plumber was horrified and was drop his toolbox.

"PUT--!" then he is looked at me "A LITTLE MORE!!!!" I am think he is avoided a swear right there.